watched spongebob squarepants with my bro this morning. its weird man. cos i hardly ever watch kids central. and i was awoken by the t.v sound again. and spongebob square pants was on. and i watched it! hoho. its the first tyme i'm actually watching tt cartoon. and its soo cute!

okei. maybe only nickelodeon cartoons are cute. those jap ones are lyke a whole load of crap about those pokemon and digimons. absolute lame shit.

hahaha! pls stop reminding me of tt willian hung! his moves are so incoordinated. and he's shamefully bucked. and when simon cow asked him to stop, he was lyke trying to use his lips to cover up his bucked teeth. but sumehow i rather admire him, cos he actually has the guts to do tt on national tv when it seems lyke a phsical challenge for him. love his hair man! tt ancient hair style tt probably has been on his head maybe since the day he was born.

oh yah... and tt women frm hawaii who sang kelly clarkson's a moment lyke this. so damn fuuni. she lyke butterfly. okei okei... but she sang damn funny man! so damn draggy and whiny, and it was lyke stuck in my head throughout the whole day. tt i kept mimicking her the whole of 2dae. keep irritating audrey with all the stoopid actions and the whiny draggy woice.

everytyme when i read tt she hong's blog, i'm lyke always reminded of my unhealthy obsession of starring at teacher's ass. okei okei. for no reason, i feel lyke squeezing tt helen keller lee's ass and tt tst tst. wah lao... so damn boucy and sqeeazable man. such a pity tt i'm not a guy. wah tt lem chen2 very the arrgghhh! everyone morning have to see her big damn ass. so grosse. den when she bend dwn always can see her penteeth's and i'll always inform the rest (audrey, she hong and lishan) or i'll get caught by she hong for starring at them.

oh yah... i've worked out this really cool equation.

blush = lc2 (lc squared)

try figuring it out urselves and u'll knoe why.

She Bangs

Talk to me, tell me your name
You blow me off like it's all the same
You lit a fuse, and now I'm ticking away
Like a bomb... yeah baby

Talk to me, tell me your sign
You're switchin' sides like a Gemini
You're playing games
And now you're hittin' my heart
Like a drum... yeah baby

Well if Lady Luck
Gets on my side
We're gonna rock this town alive
I'll let her rough me up
'Til she knocks me out
'Cause she walks like she talks
And she talks like she walks

[Chorus:]
She bangs, she bangs
Oh baby when she moves, she moves
I go crazy 'cause she
Looks like a flower
But she stings like a bee
Like every girl in history

She bangs, she bangs
I'm wasted by the way she moves
No one ever lokked so fine
She reminds me
That a woman's got one thing on her mind

Talk to me, tell me the news
You'll wear me out like a pair of shoes
We'll dance all night until the band goes home
Then you're gone... yeah baby

Well, if it looks like love
Should be a crime
They better lock me up for live
I'll do the time
With a smile on my face
Thinkin' of her in her
Leather and lace

[REPEAT CHORUS]

Man, if Lady Luck
Gets on my side
We're gonna rock this town alive
I'll let her rough me up
'Till she knocks me out
'Cause she walks like she talks
And she talks like she walks

[REPEAT CHORUS]

whahaha -goes hysterical- i cannot take it anymore man. dis song is stuck in my head. plus the shameless moves too! how i wish tt willian hung gets thru and den i will be definitely looking forward to every episode man. and the next day we go sch, theres sure to be sth to laugh bout.

its not raining cats and dogs, chimpanzees and gorillas anymore. but stupidly, everyone brought their jackets to sch which in the end did not come into use. idertic fo0ls. haha. common test in one weeks time. sadly, i've yet done mine revision. time flies by so0o fast and now its common test. realli cant wait til its final yr, den so0n... we will be sitting for the o'levels!!! so excited.

no particular subjects in mind to mention. only the one mentioned above! oh yarr. i realised everyone changed. whether good or bad, but i think i've changed for the better. altho not yet handing up my hmwk consistently (for some cases) i've been listening in class quietly (sometimes falling asleep) but it means a good sign! theres more room for improvement! guessed the peeps around me are doing much abt the same ba.

went to burger king for mushroom swiss again! im falling even more in love with it. hanging by the kitchen there for more~ and i got a scratchcard which entitles me to a free upsize for the next meal i eat. woohoo! and this "bubble tea card" tt allows us to accumulate 6 meals all in all and get the 7th meal free! (terkey i ne wad ur thinking, but i wont let u have it. muahaha)

[r0tten-t0es]

she bangs she bangs!! woo babie..and she moves.she moves!!

whahha.. so farnie lor american idol.. so FOC (full of crap).

2dae she hong v farnie. shes so excited n nervous of havin PE wif ishak. den she wana lk her bestest in front of him. she hong: relax la.. den sae she wana change PE tee wif me cos mine XL hers L n she lk weird.bt i v lazy go change so nv change. haha. paisei wor she hong. n ishak lk lyk shit man. oways c him wear long pants den sudd wear short pants. so ugly!! haha. n we played d javelin thing.n when i throw, i put my javelin too bhind den the javelin hit my shoulder dere. haa. so stoopid. yea well.

so sian of 3faith sumtimes.so damn pathetic. its seems lyk onli we few mkin noise nia. so borin lor. everibodi dun wana participate activeli wan. n tst tst v kelian. she reli try her best to mke us love literature n enjoy it bt it din reli work. so sad 4 her. tt FOC tcher. greet us back must bend 90 degree wan. hahs. n i imitate her & greet lee lao shi n she hong's hand came 2 my table n i knock into her hand n lee lao shi saw n i kena scold.kaoz`tt lee lao shi fux man. go confiscate my newli bot ntebk. assholic. just bcos i nv pay attention in her lesson. i was drawin the word " busted" in my bk. when i drawin 'T' she walk over n tke away my bk. arrgghh- so pissed. hpe i wld get it back. if nt i wil continue hatin her. mUahahs !

hurrah~ tml is saturdae!! can sleep late late. weehee. oh man. nxt wk gt lots of tests cumin up. =(

pink m&m + whitepolo sweet = audrey's fav earrings.

seems lyke i'm always the only one who blogs faithfully. okei okei.

hoho. our date with mr. white way 2dae was so amusing. oh man... he's such a funny guy. the way he speaks. oh-no!

"for the benefit of everone i shall repeat wad my one and only golden rule is. mother tongue cun be spoken here in my class. if you speak it and i do not hear it, you hear frm urselves. but if you speak it and i do hear it, you hear it frm me. and i make sure i turn ur heads to the ground." ... or at least sumething lyke tt.

he's so damn comical. i feel lyke i'm watching a comedy man during his lessons. ahahaha! he's got a funny weird shaped face. and when he scratches his head, it looks as if he's shaking his whole sculp. his sculp is so flexy.hahahaha! and the thing is he dresses lyke my father man. my dad got the exact same pants tt he wore 2dae.

but his shoes sux. i thgt it was sandals at first. cos it looked as if he was wearing socks with sandals. the mr. ang style. but he walks lyke sume slouchy loser. okei tt's mean. but it's true.he drags his feet and he slouches realli low. so can we conclude tt he's either a geek or a loser kid when he was younger. tt's realli mean.

oh yah. realised tt he had peircings on his left ear. and there's 2! hoho. i feel lyke sume maniac now man. keeps noticing tt white way. oh-no! but he's realli funny man. and for no reason i'm lyke always the only asshole luffin at him.

white way vs. black road.

oh man... i'm online to send this huge file to my aunt. my dad wans me to. holey grass. the file is lyke so damn big, and its taking me ages to lyke upload it. i wanna sleep! i'm gonna suffer frm sleep deprivation soon.

so grosse man. my aunt's house is lyke termite infested. eewwwlll...! she probably din knoe abt cos she's living in aust now. had migrated for lyke 4 yrs? and her terrace is lyke leaking terribly man. when it rains, the rain water seeps into the roof. and there are lyke water stain marks all over the ceilings in every single level. sad case. i pity her man. it sumewad gives me feeling tt soon in yrs to come, the whole thing's gonna cume rumbling dwn.

rather pity her too. spent millions of dollars in a lousy investment. but at least it's more than 1.3 million. hahahaha! okei. tt's evil.

wah lao... pissing file's taking soo loong! i wanna sleep man!

hahahahahah! oh man... the photo's are lyke so damn comical. and the captions make it worse! i feel lyke an idiot laughing at the computer screen late in the night. or maybe early in the morning.

my mom said tt terk veri bai! hahah! bai huo ji! buahahah! brother terrance all the robes tt you wear all day probably made you so bai.

to she hong: if you dun mind, can you lend me the camera so tt i can directly upload the pix to my com. if not, it takes lyke ages for my to view the pix cos i dun have broadbund.

hey ya..
thanks sihong!!!!
the picx were great..!!!
thks thks thks!!!
ooh..gtg~
hehe..
jeremy sumpter is sOoOoOoOoOoOo cute!!!


(end of "poem" by audrei swan)