okei pple. cow's got her own blog, but its a lil oohhgly! so yea, check me up here.

http://whack-that-thoing.blogspot.com

oh yah! pls dun circulate this around. wanna keep it a veri low profile kinda thing. i dun wanna feel resrticted with my thoughts and actions there. so yea.

erm. when was the last time i blog? cant remember. since the time i faithfully post at muh own blog. think its time to move on ba.

its better if we retire this blog. i mean. this blog is like, you are wearing the same thing everyday. u cant even change your clothes. yea.

i hate my mom and dad! always so damn kao pei. i wanna get out of this house. soon, and very soon. realli love the life tt lishan's living man. she's got the whole house to herself, and her parents aren't living with her yet. i want tt life! cos i hate ur nagging! i only get a pathetic peice of my life, in-btwn after skool til' my parents are back. when my mom's back, its hell for me!

i cun stand her kao-pei-ness. and she's always barking at me to do the housework. wad the hell man! i hate doing the dishes and vacuuming the bloody floor. or should i say magic cleaning the floor, cos she's afraid tt the vacuum cleaner would scratch her precious parque floor. arrggghhh!

but anyway, thank God we're going to lishan's later. cun wait to learn drums frm her bro. hope it'll beat away all the shit in me now.

yay! can finally come online. my com met with a collision, and it crashed-ded. or at least tt's wad i think. so damn lame. my dad brought the com to sume shop, and there was nothing wrong with my com. but for sume unknown reasons, my com cun start even with the cpu running. or maybe nothing appears on my monitor. but miraculously, my bro dunno do wad shit and den it started running again. hoho! prrrrreeeeessssss de lorrrrd! hahahahah! okei okei.

yay! i will be so looking 4ward to friday's, sat's and sun's! guess why? cos lishan's bro has agreed to teach us drums! yay! cool man! haha. guess everything isn't fixed yet. so supposedly it'll be on either these days. yay! cun wait! so fun. hahaha! so if next tyme my mom asks me where i'm going, i'll say i'm going stress busting.

her bro is lyke so cool! he's part of a band, and the other day when we were at her house to complete the create-a-book crap, his band came over for jammin'. woah! and they did it in the basement. hahah! and the other cool thing is, its free! sounds cheapo.

okie. i thgt it was spongebob tt crashed-ded my com. but hey, it ain't done anything yet! woohoo! the broadbund modem came 2dae! yay! after i've got everything setted up, i'm gonna be lyke online for 24/7. or at least i hope. and i'm gonna dwnld all the songs i wan! and those movies tt i've missed! yea man!

okeys..for the convenience of me cow n she hong for kip hey mama-in den lalalala den reeewwiiindd in class..i haf found the lyrics for 'hey mama'...

(la la la la la)
Hey mama, this that shit that make you move, mama
Get on the floor and move your booty moma
We the blast masters blastin' up the jamma
(REEEEEEEWIIIIIIND)
Cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty
Shake that thing like we in the city of sin, and
Hey shorty, I know you wanna party
the way your body look realli make me feel nauuughty
Cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty
Shake that thing like we in the city of sin, and
Hey shorty, I know you wanna party
the way your body look realli make me feel nauuughty

I got a naughty naughty style and a naughty naughty crew
But everything I do, I do just for you
Im a little bit of Or, and a bigger bit of Nu
The true n*ggers know that the peas come thru
We never cease(NOO), we never die no we never disease(NOO)
We multiply like we mathamatice
Then we drop bombs like we in the middle east
(The bomb bombas, the base move dramas)
Naw y'all knaw, who we are
y'all knaw, we the stars
Steady rockin' on y'alls boulevards
And, lookin' hot without bodygaurds
(I do) what I can
(Y'all come thru)will.i.am
And still I stand, with still mic in hand
(So come on mama, dance to the druma)

Hey mama, this that sh*t that make you groove, mama
(hey)get on the floor and move your booty mama
(yaw)we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma
(hey)so shake your bambama, come on now mama
Hey mama, this that sh*t that make you groove, mama
(hey)get on the floor and move your booty mama
(yaw)we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma
(la la la la la)

We the big town stumpas, and and big sound pumpas
The beat bump bumpas in your trunk trunkas
The girlies in the club with the big plump plumpas
And when I'm makin' love, my hip hump humps
It never quits(NOOOO) we need to carry 9mm clips(NOOOO)
Dont wanna squize trigger, just wanna squize t*ts
(lubaluba)cause we the show stoppas
And the chief rockas, number one chief rockas
Naw y'all knaw, who we are
y'all knaw, we the stars
Steady rockin' on y'alls boulevards
How we rockin' it girl, without body guards
Now she be, its dirty, from the crew
BET, come and take heed, as we take the lead
(so come on bubba, dance to the druma)

Hey mama, this that sh*t that make you groove, mama
(yaw)get on the floor and move your booty mama
(wuh)we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma
(NAWWWW, NAWWW)
Cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty
Shake that thing like we in the city of sin, and
Hey shorty, I know you wanna party
the way your body look realli make me feel nauuughty

But the race is not, for the swiss
But who really can, take control of it
And tippa irie and the black eyed peas will be thhhheeerre
til infiniti, til infiniti, til infiniti, til infiniti
Tippa is ouuuuuut

Nosa dima shock, nosa dima ting
everytime you sit there i hear, bling bling
O wata ting, hear blacka sing
grinding, and winding
and the madda be moving in a perfect timing
and we dance and dance to the end of the thing
and we're really to nice, it finga akin
like rice and peas and chicken and bling

Hey mama, this that sh*t that make you groove, mama
(hey)get on the floor and move your booty mama
(yaw)we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma
(hey)so shake your bambama, come on now mama
Hey mama, this that sh*t that make you groove, mama
(hey)get on the floor and move your booty mama
(yaw)we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma
(la la la la la [fade])

pink m&m+polo sweet rocks!!

watched spongebob squarepants with my bro this morning. its weird man. cos i hardly ever watch kids central. and i was awoken by the t.v sound again. and spongebob square pants was on. and i watched it! hoho. its the first tyme i'm actually watching tt cartoon. and its soo cute!

okei. maybe only nickelodeon cartoons are cute. those jap ones are lyke a whole load of crap about those pokemon and digimons. absolute lame shit.

hahaha! pls stop reminding me of tt willian hung! his moves are so incoordinated. and he's shamefully bucked. and when simon cow asked him to stop, he was lyke trying to use his lips to cover up his bucked teeth. but sumehow i rather admire him, cos he actually has the guts to do tt on national tv when it seems lyke a phsical challenge for him. love his hair man! tt ancient hair style tt probably has been on his head maybe since the day he was born.

oh yah... and tt women frm hawaii who sang kelly clarkson's a moment lyke this. so damn fuuni. she lyke butterfly. okei okei... but she sang damn funny man! so damn draggy and whiny, and it was lyke stuck in my head throughout the whole day. tt i kept mimicking her the whole of 2dae. keep irritating audrey with all the stoopid actions and the whiny draggy woice.

everytyme when i read tt she hong's blog, i'm lyke always reminded of my unhealthy obsession of starring at teacher's ass. okei okei. for no reason, i feel lyke squeezing tt helen keller lee's ass and tt tst tst. wah lao... so damn boucy and sqeeazable man. such a pity tt i'm not a guy. wah tt lem chen2 very the arrgghhh! everyone morning have to see her big damn ass. so grosse. den when she bend dwn always can see her penteeth's and i'll always inform the rest (audrey, she hong and lishan) or i'll get caught by she hong for starring at them.

oh yah... i've worked out this really cool equation.

blush = lc2 (lc squared)

try figuring it out urselves and u'll knoe why.

She Bangs

Talk to me, tell me your name
You blow me off like it's all the same
You lit a fuse, and now I'm ticking away
Like a bomb... yeah baby

Talk to me, tell me your sign
You're switchin' sides like a Gemini
You're playing games
And now you're hittin' my heart
Like a drum... yeah baby

Well if Lady Luck
Gets on my side
We're gonna rock this town alive
I'll let her rough me up
'Til she knocks me out
'Cause she walks like she talks
And she talks like she walks

[Chorus:]
She bangs, she bangs
Oh baby when she moves, she moves
I go crazy 'cause she
Looks like a flower
But she stings like a bee
Like every girl in history

She bangs, she bangs
I'm wasted by the way she moves
No one ever lokked so fine
She reminds me
That a woman's got one thing on her mind

Talk to me, tell me the news
You'll wear me out like a pair of shoes
We'll dance all night until the band goes home
Then you're gone... yeah baby

Well, if it looks like love
Should be a crime
They better lock me up for live
I'll do the time
With a smile on my face
Thinkin' of her in her
Leather and lace

[REPEAT CHORUS]

Man, if Lady Luck
Gets on my side
We're gonna rock this town alive
I'll let her rough me up
'Till she knocks me out
'Cause she walks like she talks
And she talks like she walks

[REPEAT CHORUS]

whahaha -goes hysterical- i cannot take it anymore man. dis song is stuck in my head. plus the shameless moves too! how i wish tt willian hung gets thru and den i will be definitely looking forward to every episode man. and the next day we go sch, theres sure to be sth to laugh bout.

its not raining cats and dogs, chimpanzees and gorillas anymore. but stupidly, everyone brought their jackets to sch which in the end did not come into use. idertic fo0ls. haha. common test in one weeks time. sadly, i've yet done mine revision. time flies by so0o fast and now its common test. realli cant wait til its final yr, den so0n... we will be sitting for the o'levels!!! so excited.

no particular subjects in mind to mention. only the one mentioned above! oh yarr. i realised everyone changed. whether good or bad, but i think i've changed for the better. altho not yet handing up my hmwk consistently (for some cases) i've been listening in class quietly (sometimes falling asleep) but it means a good sign! theres more room for improvement! guessed the peeps around me are doing much abt the same ba.

went to burger king for mushroom swiss again! im falling even more in love with it. hanging by the kitchen there for more~ and i got a scratchcard which entitles me to a free upsize for the next meal i eat. woohoo! and this "bubble tea card" tt allows us to accumulate 6 meals all in all and get the 7th meal free! (terkey i ne wad ur thinking, but i wont let u have it. muahaha)

[r0tten-t0es]

she bangs she bangs!! woo babie..and she moves.she moves!!

whahha.. so farnie lor american idol.. so FOC (full of crap).

2dae she hong v farnie. shes so excited n nervous of havin PE wif ishak. den she wana lk her bestest in front of him. she hong: relax la.. den sae she wana change PE tee wif me cos mine XL hers L n she lk weird.bt i v lazy go change so nv change. haha. paisei wor she hong. n ishak lk lyk shit man. oways c him wear long pants den sudd wear short pants. so ugly!! haha. n we played d javelin thing.n when i throw, i put my javelin too bhind den the javelin hit my shoulder dere. haa. so stoopid. yea well.

so sian of 3faith sumtimes.so damn pathetic. its seems lyk onli we few mkin noise nia. so borin lor. everibodi dun wana participate activeli wan. n tst tst v kelian. she reli try her best to mke us love literature n enjoy it bt it din reli work. so sad 4 her. tt FOC tcher. greet us back must bend 90 degree wan. hahs. n i imitate her & greet lee lao shi n she hong's hand came 2 my table n i knock into her hand n lee lao shi saw n i kena scold.kaoz`tt lee lao shi fux man. go confiscate my newli bot ntebk. assholic. just bcos i nv pay attention in her lesson. i was drawin the word " busted" in my bk. when i drawin 'T' she walk over n tke away my bk. arrgghh- so pissed. hpe i wld get it back. if nt i wil continue hatin her. mUahahs !

hurrah~ tml is saturdae!! can sleep late late. weehee. oh man. nxt wk gt lots of tests cumin up. =(

pink m&m + whitepolo sweet = audrey's fav earrings.